Another series of jokes about MARRIAGE!
The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?
Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!
Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??
New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!
So, for those of you who are still single out there, you better THINK TWICE, before commiting yourself to this thing call MARRIAGE!!!
I have seen too many failed marriages myself, and I think marriage is really just a piece of paper which is totally unnecessary!
04 June 2009
How Men Change After Marriage
Penned by Marc on Thursday, June 04, 2009
Tags: amazing, disgusting, family, humour, thoughts, wedding
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i LOLed reading this . hey man . :D the collages were done because i found quite a number of pictures of myself , ha ha !
weijie, I am glad these jokes made you laugh... :P
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