01 June 2008

10 ways to know you are no longer a GIRL but an AUNTIE

Original content from Marc, pls do not copy.

1. When you pass by a place with a long queue, you join in the queue as well. You do not even bother to find out what the queue is for, because you believe if there is a queue, the people must be queueing for something good.

2. When you see someone giving out freebies like tissue, sanitary pad, magnets or key-chain at a roadshow, you intentionally walk towards the person so you will get the free gift. Sometimes you even attempt to walk over a few times so you can get more designs or colours.

3. When you are waiting for the train to come, you stand right at the centre of the platform screen door so you will be the first to go in.

4. When the platform screen door opens, you rush in, at all costs, to make sure you get a seat. If you see an elderly who needs the seat more than you do, you quickly close your eyes and pretend to be sleeping.

5. On the bus, you put your "barang barang" on the seat beside you, so that no one else can sit there because you like to sit alone. Also because you want to make your bus fare worth every cent.

6. You go around asking strangers in a shopping mall for receipts they do not want because you want to take part in the "Lucky Dip" organised by the shopping mall. Every $50 gives you one dip, so you accumulate more receipts for more chances.

7. You talk loud on the phone regardless of where you are, because you do not care what others think about you as long as the other party on the phone can hear you loud and clear.

8. You bargain everywhere, even if its for just 10 cents.

9. You rather shop in sub-urban neighbourhood shops because the clothes in town are too "loud" for you. Moreover the clothes in town do not have those flowery patterns you want.

10. You like uncles.

:P

(Nang me!)

22 Macro Voice(s):

Sharoning Q. said...

Haha Marc,

I think I'm still a girl le!

Non of the 10 falls onto me!

Yay!!!!!!

Have a lovely Sunday!

Hui Hui aka Tara said...

yoyo! I've nanged you! =D

Marc said...

Sharon, good for u, and remain that way ya? haha.

HuiHui, thanks!

zє๓ค๔-ﻮคlz said...

WOOOO

sounds like my mom yeah!

Baby said...

somehow i do do number 8 at times..

phingy said...

i am a girl most of the time ;)

Minnie said...

haaax...im still a gal :D

Somewhere in Singapore said...

I ever have a person coming up to me asking for recipe...

joshuaongys said...

ROFLMAO!!

Serene said...

Wah Heng ah! haha

Ping Ping said...

number 2 not relevant to Malaysians kut. Malaysians, young or old also love freebies... =P

SlowCatchUpKuan said...

phew! thanks god i hit none of those 10 signs LOL

Princess Carol said...

Hahaha! Very interesting analysis. But not fool-proof leh...

3POINT8 said...

Eh....sounds like my auntie.
Oh wait....she is an auntie.
:P

Marc said...

Thanks everyone who read this post and liked it, I will think of more of such posts. Keke

Marie said...

AHAHAHA. I do 8 of the 10 things, so I'm an auntie? AHAHAHA.

Esther said...

lol heng i'm still a gal not auntie =X

Michelle said...

haha...love ur lastest blog... how u noe u r no longer a gal but an aunty...keke...

Michy said...

lucky i dun have any of the symptoms yet. so yay, i'm not an auntie yet!

Takashi said...

some points apply to me.. OMG, am I turning into an aunty????

Rachael said...

phew. Im not an auntie yet --.--

pr1mero said...

Hate people who are guilty of Pts 3 and 4. HATE. Call me empathetic. =)