16 June 2008

Men are happier than women!

Why is that so? Read the below and see if its true!

Nicknames

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


Eating Out

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Money

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

Bathrooms

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

Arguments

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Future

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Success

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Marriage

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

Dressing up

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

Natural

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Offspring

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

LASTLY,

A married man should forget his own mistakes.

There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

(This is just for humour, pls do not take this seriously...)

7 Macro Voice(s):

phingy said...

haha i've seen this somewhere but its still funny . LOL ;)

r.p said...

im agree with it until I read about Future & success part lol...

I think after marriage, women are happier than men?

Serene said...

Haha read this before.. tks for sharing again!

Roshann said...

haha =)
men are happier than women.
phew.

Grace said...

Hahahaha..... Now i know why women think so much... because they're not as happy as men....

3POINT8 said...

Yo fat boy!
Ahahaha
:P

sho said...

hahaha! aboslutely hilarious and almost 90% true!!! Since someone said she'd seen this somewhere? I'm gona "kop" this and share the loot w others k?