Don't ever despise your life, because ... ...
21 yrs back in his grandma's place..
From one of the poorest family's chair to the most powerful chair in the world!
**Updates 25 April 2009
Today I received another email from Jess, and she replied me that she has credited the money which was owed to me. A check into my account, indeed it was credited. I have thus "cashed out" my earnings, and it says there I will receive the cheque in 30-45 days. Well, lets see.
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Today I received an email from Advertlets, saying I have been selected to do a write up.... blah blah blah....
I seriously can't be bothered with them anymore, after they cheated me of my time to do up a post for them the last time and I didn't get paid!
They think I am stupid or what?
When I read the email, I immediately clicked on "Reply" and replied Jess Ong, who sent me the email.
(Click to enlarge to read letter from Jess Ong of Advertlets)
(Click to enlarge to read my reply to Advertlets)
Its beautiful Zaylee's birthday....
Ronald seems more excited opening the present...
Ronald, Maureen and kids posing with the present I gave Zaylee.
All the kids in the house got all excited fixing up the dressing table.
Pretty.
This is one of the most interesting animation I have ever seen.
Watch, and be amazed!
(2:07mins)
It was Pauline and Patrick's farewell party at Albert's place. No Chivas. Just lots of Vodka, Absolut Mango to be exact.
Its party time!
There are 4 nationalities here, can you guess which 4?
The "Original" group.
After 4 bottles of Bird's Nest with Rock Sugar, I have decided to try the Low Sugar one. Immediately after I bought 2 bottles of that at $72 each (after my member discount) from Guardian, I saw Hougang Mall Eu Yan Sang having a promotion for all their Concentrated Bird's Nest, at $60 each.
I feel so cheated man!
I guess I shall start buying from Eu Yan Sang stores itself, rather than Guardian, since the salesgirl told me that the promotion in-house is usually better.
Ouch! Thats $24 wasted!
These are really funny!
Marriage (Part I )
Typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"
His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night...whether you're here or not."
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Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!"
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads,
'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!"
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Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer to the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
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Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.
He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections..
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it IS time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home Mother of Six?"
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouted right back, "Any time you're ready, Father of Four."
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Moral of all these stories?:
Do not offend women lah!
I didn't know my (one) neighbour is so nice, until today.
(Of course I have got two really great friends in my block Da and Clarence - by neighbour, I really just mean my level.)
I was happily watching variety show at 8pm, when I heard a knock on my door.
Thinking it was some door-to-door salesman, I dragged myself to the door.
When I opened the door, the lady who stood at the door was an unfamiliar face, but she quickly identified herself as my neighbour.
She: Hi, I am your neighbour from that unit. (Pointing to the parallel unit)
Me: Hi, whats up?
She: Oh, I just wanted to inform you that this Saturday I will be having a party at my place, so it will be pretty noisy. Is this ok with you?
Me: (In my mind: Do I have a choice?) Sure, no problem at all. :)
She: Thanks a lot, do you want to join us as well?
Me: Oh its ok, enjoy yourselves.
She: Thanks again.
Me: Thanks for informing.
I think its really nice of her to inform me that there will be NOISE this Saturday, so at least I will be prepared. And its also nice of her to offer me to join in la, seriously how many neighbours these days will do that? For one, I am not the sociable type of neighbours who will smile at everyone in the neighbourhood.
Hmm... at least now I know who stays opposite me, and this has definitely broken the ice, and the next time if I do bump into her, it won't be so awkward anymore.
I shall take the initiative to introduce myself the next time we see each other.
:)
If you are in these covers with me, and you would like to have the pictures, just sms/email me and I will email it to you.
I have disabled saving because I don't want my enemies/fans/admirers to sell these pictures to competitor publishing firms ok....
Have you seen this TVC recently?
Its a moving story about a lady giving a parting speech about her husband, during his funeral service...
I was very touched when she said this to her children:
"...I hope one day, you too find yourselves life partners, who are as beautifully imperfect; as your father was to me."
So cherish your family and your loved ones... before its too late...
Saw these very unique creations on the internet!
See-through Toaster, so you will never have to worry about over toasting your bread!
Laser-pointer Scissors, so you will always cut in a straight line!
Lock-it-up Cup, so no one else can ever steal your mug from the pantry / ktchen because you need the key to be inserted in, for the cup to contain liquid!
Coffee Cup with biscuits slots, so you do not need to serve your guests with separate cups and side plates for buscuits.
Lastly, I love this!
Put these 2 cuddly hands on your babies, and they will sleep soundly, feeling secured, and thinking those are your hands!
Kudos to creative people!
You guys are genius!
